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Cash Only Island

Live-only track from 1996's Art Crimes tour.


Sue Ann is zoomin'
Slow Friday night
She bops down to pheromone city
Where the vibe is right
Double-clicks the icon
Waits for juice
Salt spray hits, she's thinking
"Well does anybody have a right to feel this loose?"

Crazy beaches
Killer moonlight
Cash only island, 'cause it's your lucky night
Let's take a hayride, great hall of fun
Sue Ann McCaffery
Let Telly show you what you've won

It's a tiki party, in the bison room
The band sings Wooly Bully
How I love that tune
Now don't forget Telly, you tell yourself no way
Two or three double margas
And the big jerk starts to look okay

Crazy beaches
Killer moonlight
Cash only island, 'cause it's your lucky night
Let's take a hayride, great hall of fun
Sue Ann McCaffery
Let Telly show you what you've won

Night is quiet, a good wind comes
Can't you hear the distant thumping
Of the cash only island drums
Swell is rising, lava starts to flow
Pick up the house phone honey and hold for mo'
Hold for mo', hold for mo'...

Crazy beaches
Killer moonlight
Cash only island, 'cause it's your lucky night
Let's take a hayride, great hall of fun
Sue Ann McCaffery
Let Telly show you what you've won
Crazy beaches
Killer moonlight
Cash only island, 'cause it's your lucky night
Let's take a hayride, great hall of fun
Sue Ann McCaffery